[IC post-trauma post]

[playingdoctor]

[....from Umeda's office, where the door is closed for once, comes the sound of Blade Runner.]


((OOC: Everyone and their mother, including Akiha and Io, have dropped in this last little while; Umeda's indulging in his comfort movie. *g* Anyone can feel free to jump this post to catch the movie with him or harass him after it to cheer him up; this post isn't for anyone specific -- I just didn't think I could manage a main-comm post that might hit a few thousand again, but anyone's still free to come and bug Umeda. Got an appointment? Meant to return something to him? Heard about the drops? Come by and say hi.))

Comments

[playingdoctor]

You're blushing.

I am highly experienced with the menfolk, yes.

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

I CAN FEEL THAT, THANKS. Uggh don't say it like a pervert I've already maxed out my quota for perverts.

[playingdoctor]

Why you blushing, huh?

Don't worry, don't worry. I'm not a pervert. I like my men of-age and consenting.

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

That's a nice change of pace.

Gee I dunno, why do people normally blush. Just - having a talk about - I dunno.

[playingdoctor]

Uh-huuuuh?

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ME AND MY FEELINGS AND THIS CONVERSATION IS REALLY GAY.

[playingdoctor]

MINUS TEN MACHO POINTS.

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

[playingdoctor]

You were feeling it in your soul, weren't you. "My manhood!" you thought, deep in the cockles of your heart. "So gay! Not manly at all!"

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

YOU WANNA FIGHT?! I WON'T GO EASY ON YOU JUST CAUSE YOU'RE OLD

[playingdoctor]

Who's old?! Jeez. Anyway, it's a perfectly manly way to behave, it's your damn perceptions that're way off.

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? What's off then?

[playingdoctor]

Okay, so if I asked you, "Hey Kazu, what do you like in a woman, huh? What kind of girls do you go for?" no matter what you answered, it'd be perfectly manly, right?

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

I can think of a few crappy answers to that, but I get the point.

[playingdoctor]

Well, yeah, something like 'Ewww! Girls!' wouldn't really be very manly. Or, uh, very "over six years old", but.

Okay, so if I asked you, "Hey Kazu, what do you like in a man, huh? What kind of guys do you go for?" would you be able to answer and feel manly?

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

. . . . I think the talking about this is way worse than knowing the answers to the questions

[playingdoctor]

Okay, in that case, shut up for about five minutes, because Harrison Ford's being cool.

[...stares at the movie on his computer]

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

. . . [sits there and thinks about that question and concludes he has bad taste in men ._.]

[playingdoctor]

[EXPLOSIONS! OMG SHE'S DEAD JIM SHE'S DEAD! AHHH HELL HE's GONNA FALL! -- SAVED! WOW, WHAT A STUNNING RESCUE AT WHAT A TRAGIC and vaguely homogay COST.

AND THEN HAPPILY HET EVER AFTER MAYBE IF THEY SURVIVE EVERYTHING THAT'LL HAPPEN AFTER THE ENDING]

Man, I love that movie. So, whatcha thinkin'.

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

Well I feel better after watching that.

[playingdoctor]

Who the hell wouldn't, seriously?

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

I gotta improve my stunt techniques!

[playingdoctor]

Stunts, huh? I actually dunno that much about what your team does.

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

It's an A-T team, A-T!

[playingdoctor]

Oh right, Zexion told me a bit about that before I saw you guys that time. They don't have A-T where I'm from.

Well, why don't we get back to work on your legs so you can get back to work on it sooner rather than later?