[IC post-trauma post]

[playingdoctor]

[....from Umeda's office, where the door is closed for once, comes the sound of Blade Runner.]


((OOC: Everyone and their mother, including Akiha and Io, have dropped in this last little while; Umeda's indulging in his comfort movie. *g* Anyone can feel free to jump this post to catch the movie with him or harass him after it to cheer him up; this post isn't for anyone specific -- I just didn't think I could manage a main-comm post that might hit a few thousand again, but anyone's still free to come and bug Umeda. Got an appointment? Meant to return something to him? Heard about the drops? Come by and say hi.))

Comments

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

[playingdoctor]

You were feeling it in your soul, weren't you. "My manhood!" you thought, deep in the cockles of your heart. "So gay! Not manly at all!"

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

YOU WANNA FIGHT?! I WON'T GO EASY ON YOU JUST CAUSE YOU'RE OLD

[playingdoctor]

Who's old?! Jeez. Anyway, it's a perfectly manly way to behave, it's your damn perceptions that're way off.

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? What's off then?

[playingdoctor]

Okay, so if I asked you, "Hey Kazu, what do you like in a woman, huh? What kind of girls do you go for?" no matter what you answered, it'd be perfectly manly, right?

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

I can think of a few crappy answers to that, but I get the point.

[playingdoctor]

Well, yeah, something like 'Ewww! Girls!' wouldn't really be very manly. Or, uh, very "over six years old", but.

Okay, so if I asked you, "Hey Kazu, what do you like in a man, huh? What kind of guys do you go for?" would you be able to answer and feel manly?

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

. . . . I think the talking about this is way worse than knowing the answers to the questions

[playingdoctor]

Okay, in that case, shut up for about five minutes, because Harrison Ford's being cool.

[...stares at the movie on his computer]

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

. . . [sits there and thinks about that question and concludes he has bad taste in men ._.]

[playingdoctor]

[EXPLOSIONS! OMG SHE'S DEAD JIM SHE'S DEAD! AHHH HELL HE's GONNA FALL! -- SAVED! WOW, WHAT A STUNNING RESCUE AT WHAT A TRAGIC and vaguely homogay COST.

AND THEN HAPPILY HET EVER AFTER MAYBE IF THEY SURVIVE EVERYTHING THAT'LL HAPPEN AFTER THE ENDING]

Man, I love that movie. So, whatcha thinkin'.

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

Well I feel better after watching that.

[playingdoctor]

Who the hell wouldn't, seriously?

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

I gotta improve my stunt techniques!

[playingdoctor]

Stunts, huh? I actually dunno that much about what your team does.

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

It's an A-T team, A-T!

[playingdoctor]

Oh right, Zexion told me a bit about that before I saw you guys that time. They don't have A-T where I'm from.

Well, why don't we get back to work on your legs so you can get back to work on it sooner rather than later?

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

They don't have them where anyone's from. It's really weird, like if bicycles were missing.

[nods] Okay. . . t-that's why I came by, yeah.

[playingdoctor]

Yeah, I can only imagine. I know some people from some pretty bizarre worlds.

Right. Up on the table. Want another movie on in the meantime? I downloaded the first Die Hard movie the other day so I could have it fresh in my memory for watching the latest one. It's pretty awesome for a movie where one of the main antagonists is played by a male Russian ballet dancer.

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

Die Hard? That'd be awesome, yeah -- wait, are you shitting me about the ballet dancer?

[up he goes o/ ]

[playingdoctor]

A Russian male ballet dancer who once caused an international incident by defecting to a USA ballet theatre, I am so not shitting you. It's Karl, watch for Karl.

[sets it up on the computer, rolls up Kazu's pant legs to the knees and gets to work on his lower legs for now.]

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

[yaaayyy leg fixings that don't involve rape]

How the fuck do you cause an international incident with ballet? It's not like the teams can have a GIANT BALLET THROWDOWN or anything.

[playingdoctor]

Cold war, kiddo. The KGB even kidnapped his wife from what I've heard. I guess if you throw over ballet, you throw over mother Russia.

[These are innocent, non-rapey fingers POKING OUT ALL THE PAINFUL AND TENDER SPOTS IN YOUR LEGS]

[thebackburner.livejournal.com]

[blinks] Cold war?

--Ow aghbn [shuts up once he is PREPARED]