[NOT AN AU, OKAY. CAMP CANON.]

[playingdoctor]

You like it when I do that, don't you, bitch?



((Continued from here))

Comments

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Well? Do you really want me to bang Ticky? I don't speak cat, so use your words.

[the-ex-flame.livejournal.com]

[hooks his claws into the comforter, kneading irritably]

Stupid angel.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

'm not stupid, asswipe cat!

[the-ex-flame.livejournal.com]

[puffed up]

. . .

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*staring contest with kitty r go*

[the-ex-flame.livejournal.com]

. . .

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*am I winning yet? so totally in the lead, right?*

[the-ex-flame.livejournal.com]

. . .

[IS A FUCKING CAT, OK?]

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*and I'm a pirate, arrggghhh matey! shiver me timbers, walk the plank!*

...

[the-ex-flame.livejournal.com]

. . .

[wat]

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the muffin boy is just having trouble with his jealousy.

[the-ex-flame.livejournal.com]

[puffs up]

Who's jealous?

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

*picks you up by your scruff*

You aren't very good at hiding it. Though I'm surprised you can feel such a thing at all.

[the-ex-flame.livejournal.com]

Never said I couldn't feel.

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

Just that you don't have feelings.

[the-ex-flame.livejournal.com]

Learn to read between the lines.

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

If the distinction matters so much to you, learn to say what you mean.

[the-ex-flame.livejournal.com]

Who said I cared what you thought, Ticky-pon?

[dickpunchingarsonist]

He's just being weird, not jealous.

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

I don't think you're the best judge, boy.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

*snort* Fine, see if I ever bang you then.

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

I know you wouldn't.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

Everyone thinks they know me so well. Tch!

[andredallover.livejournal.com]

It's not so hard, boy.

[dickpunchingarsonist]

I don't like to think of myself as an 'obvious' type of person.