playingdoctor | [NOT AN AU, OKAY. CAMP CANON.]

[NOT AN AU, OKAY. CAMP CANON.]

You like it when I do that, don't you, bitch?

((Continued from here))

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Quite.

[finishes patching Mika up and turns to Ticky]

Okay, your turn. That looks pretty nasty.

Certainly feels like it. I'll have to remember not to let the boy touch me next time.

Don't tell me about 'next time'.

Or I'll have to find a new doctor?

Nah, but it's tacky to tell me about all the pointless work you're gonna make me do.

I wouldn't call it pointless.

You two just gonna go and undo it all? Pointless.

I thought you, of all people, would understand the importance of enjoying yourself, doctor.

Anyone ever told you to practice safe sex?

Safe fighting wouldn't be any fun.

So fighting is like sex for you, huh?

It's not the most accurate comparison, but it is the only thing that comes really close.

Memo to me: Don't have sex with this guy. --Hold on, this is gonna hurt a bit.

I wouldn't hurt you, doctor.

Oooh, you promise?

[FIXFIXHEALHEAL]

. . .

[BITES YOUR ANKLE]

Of course, regarding the two similarly doesn't mean I confuse them.

*winces, because being jabbed with needles DOES hurt okay*

And it seems your pet is jealous.

O-OW, Axel! I'm fixin' a psychopathic sexpot here, don't bite me!

[twines between Umeda's legs, growling a little, but doesn't say anything]

'Sexpot'?

[heal heal fix fix]

Yep. A big ol' pot of sex.

[puff puff bristle bristle]

Well, I suppose I like that better than ear cocking.

I know you like the ear-cocking.

Okay, done.

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